- "You fart too much" she cried. "You cry too much" I farted.
- That day was hard work because we had to carry the statue from the sculptor's workshop all the way to the plinth in the town square... and then no-one liked it, so we had to carry it back again.
- Tracy Thinks and her partner were renowned in their neighborhood for throwing wild parties. Last night's one got completely out of control though. Clive and Victoria ended up in hospital and Mike had to spend the night in a police cell.
- Alan was a mixture of totally cool and totally hot. He was fit and had a totally random sense of humour. All the girls adored him until he went mental.
- I always keep useful small things in a little pot on the kitchen table, like paper-clips and spare keys for example. I also keep badges there and stale biscuits.
- I've got tennis elbow, athlete's foot, writer's block and a broken neck.
- I have a dream. I dream of everyone being the same and liking the same things, everyone looking the same and doing the same things all the time.
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