13 - 23

- The day started well, but I ended up running someone over in my car and having to spend the next couple of years in jail.

- "I love Men who wear eyeliner" daydreamed Sally as she gazed out the window of the bus. At the next stop some Doctors got on, all wearing eye-liner. She married the best looking one and now has 3 children by him.

- Jamie's talent is fitting his whole fist in his mouth. Sadly he can't take it out again.

- "Put your money away" John said generously to Emma as she tried to pay for her bus fair, "you can walk".

- "I really hate my prominant Adam's Apple" moaned Alan. "Wear a skarf" suggested his practical friend Julie. "Good idea" thanked Alan. "Or use a plaster" added Julie.

- "What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" asked Simon. "Meeting you" gushed Andrew. Simon blushed and pretended to be engrossed in a novel.

- The left side of Ruth's bed was always reserved for her teddy 'Henry'. It was only when she turned 16, she realised that 'Henry' was in fact her Uncle Gary.

- "I've got 20-20 vision" goaded Steve to his blind friend Paul as he watched him walk into a lamp-post.

- "My Mother's the Queen" boasted Charles. "My Mother's the Queen too" lied Darren.

- Toby and Ben went to see a film with Rebecca and Lucy. They all became firm friends.