- After 6 years of collecting fossils, Adrian was more than a little disappointed after having them examined, to learn that they're all just bits of pavement from outside his flat.
- John's migraine got so bad Emma called the Police.
- Dad had turned his microphone off, but Mum could still hear him snoring.
- After spilling tea all over herself, Alison made another cup and poured that over herself as punishment.
- "Finder's keepers, Loser's weepers" Barbara thought as she went through the tube carriage taking people's bags from their laps.
- For his own amusement, Peter spent Saturday afternoon covering his beard with marmalade.
- When Mrs. Corner was depressed, she crudely scratched TWAT onto all the expensive cars down her road.
- George wasn't very successful at speed-dating because he could only answer questions on Bolton Wanderers.
- "Forget everything you've ever read, seen or heard..." Julian announced inspiringly. And then lost his track and sneaked out the exit on his hands and knees.
- Mr and Mrs Clives both agreed that the painting looked a bit like a photograph.
- "My Liam's turning into a rather attractive little man" thought Mum as she sat on the toilet smoking.
- Floating on a cloud of self-hate, Daniel made his way through a whole packet of chocolate digestives.
- When Mike phoned Sarah Johnson to tell her all about his hike, about 30 seconds in he forgot all about it and after a bit of silence he made some rapid small-talk while slowly putting the phone down.
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