- Tim's new ski resort included a massive statue of David Grey made out of cement.
- Pippa sat on her bed, entertaining herself with thoughts of fooling around on the lake with Emily, Cynthea, Becca and Dave Smith from Rochdale.
- After spending his whole life in a wheelchair, Michael was irritated to discover there had been a mix up and he could walk perfectly.
- The only negative Jane could think of about Pete, was his stomach ulcer.
- Old Mrs Cloth clattered around her big old house for 3 years after David died, before she realised that David hadn't died.
- Neil's diet of toothpaste and cat litter did his stomach no good.
- Simon was really exhausted because he'd just run around the world for charity.
- Linda didn't believe in God, which she really regretted when she ended up in Hell.
- Victoria loved common sense so much, she kicked a hole in the fence.
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