- Alan inanely worked out the safest route back to his house if he were to walk on his knees, while Jenny told him all about her exciting plans for an art exhibition in a disused school.
- Adam kept on ending up in hospital, because every time he had a thought, he leapt up and punched himself.
- Neil went to Madrid, found a bench and sat down for a bit. He then got up and waddled off back to England.
- Andrew forgot to look after his kids for a couple of days, so he punished himself by cancelling his subscription to Art Review.
- When Donna turned 30, she received so many funny cards, she was 48 before she could stop laughing.
- To save time, Henry combined taking a shower with eating his evening meal.
- Jim was so miserable with his job at the petrol station that he ripped one of the magazines up.
- Dave insisted on waking up to a load of aggro from his wife.
- Tony was so good at the synthesiser, he started giving lessons to all his work colleague's daughters.
- The only thing that really excited Chris was walking around Maidenhead with his action-man pants on.
- Norman's little quirk was that he liked meat that was off.
- Wendy blindly went into shops and bought the first things she saw. And then got angry with her self and stuffed her self with junk food in front of a DVD.
- Launa covered the gravy with a roast meal.
- "Dad's local swimming pool ban him from bringing his fishing-rod, yet they allow Tony to wind-surf" huffed Daisy, prettily looking at herself in the reflection of the spoon.
- Gavin sold all his cars and put the money towards the building of an orphanage, but regretted it when no-one seemed to pick up on what he'd done.
- Little Ronald's thoughts were so enchanting, he wrote them down in a note-book and sold it to Mummy. Who then translated it into Hebrew.
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