- Derek couldn't get to grips with his new computer, so he wrote 'DOESN'T WORK' in marker pen all over the screen and drank himself silly.
- Fod put his shoes on and went for a bath.
- Amy was just beginning to feel confident with her new short hair, when a certain someone called David White tipped a full glass of tap-water over her head.
- Larry Paranought was so far ahead of his classmates, he was sent to an Old Peoples home.
- Just for fun, Mr. Lith stuffed all his toys in the post box.
- Although she was flattered by all the attention, Vicky would ideally have liked the skin-grafts to have worked.
- Doctors couldn't explain why Terry kept on having seizures, so they used Jessica's feminine intuition.
- Robert's smell was so overpowering, Sue was sick in her handbag and Jonathan was sick into Steve Benson's hood. Gary was sick into his hands.
- Sam's pallor spoke of late nights, greasy kebabs, pot-noodles, fast food, microwave meals and some salad.
- To Mum's horror, the latest craze in Daniel's school was nose-jobs.
- The tallest boy at Alison's school was a Man called Charles Hunt.
- To pay for his stomach to be stapled, Jim gave prostitution a go.
- Ken steamrollered up to Becky and asked her out. She said "Yes" and they had a kid, which they called Liam. Liam had a sex change and married Peter and they adopted a girl called Lucy. Lucy is now 33 and makes and sells her own jewelery and has a web-site. And she also sings and sometimes plays the violin in her boyfriend's band 'Headache'.
No comments:
Post a Comment