- When Dan saw Jen at the end of the day, he decided he was going to raise his fists a little and give a small cheer to show how relieved he was that work had finished, but he tripped up and knocked his front teeth out.
- Terry had such a good head on his shoulders, he married someone with a bad head to normalise any children they might have.
- Stuart's new band bridged the gap between Snow Patrol and Keane.
- Everyone looked amused when Richard told a funny story because he was so violent.
- Toby was racing through a novel when he suddenly had a cup of coffee.
- John celebrated getting into Oxford by cockily bouncing around town with his jacket off his shoulders.
- Roger took a quick shower and a valuable watch.
- George and Linda lost all their possessions by dropping them by mistake.
- Carol had a really useful day sorting through her wardrobe. She ended up with 3 bin-liners full of clothes to give to a charity shop, but on the way there she was flattened by a meteorite.
- Even though Lisa had won loads of Rally-car Championships, she was still the most boring person Daniel had ever met.
- Andy's hobby was to dunk a tissue into a sink full of water and then try to blow his nose on it. If successful he threw himself a surprise party.
- Laura's astrological chart spoke of money and success towards the end of February, a romantic liaison in October and someone farting in the bath.
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