- To show he was there for her, James lightly placed his hand on Sarah's back before heading off back to the car. He didn't mean to leave a big sweat mark.
- Kate stylishly dressed all her children in subtle greys, while she hypocritically charged around the gallery in the bright red Power Rangers tracksuit she got from Father Christmas.
- Tommy had a little bell system installed from his bed chamber to Mummy's, incase he woke up during the night and needed a can of Coke.
- George was the proud owner of a leaflet.
- Colin was always immaculately dressed except for in bed, where he just wore jeans and a T-Shirt.
- The closest Warren got to happiness was when he put all his jumpers in a bundle on the floor, got up on his hind legs and fell backwards into them. He kept on whacking his head on the cabinet though, so he stopped.
- Matt's hair was so sexy, the church asked him to wear a head-scarf.
- Aged 7, Spencer entered a school for the blind where in the 6th form, the top 3 performing students all receive the gift of sight. Spencer finished last and was sent to prison.
- Mary suddenly forgot how to cook, so she made do with a packet of peanuts.
- Donald plumped for baked-beans on toast as a starter, sausages and chips as main and a packet of crisps for desert.
- The most Phil ever fit into one day was 180 things.
- John loved to wear knickers on his head. He was surprised and heartened by his wife, more than just accepting, actively encouraging it.
- Angela was so angry about Climate Change, she had a nervous breakdown.
- Graham was fishing for compliments when he landed an Asda shopping trolly.
- Liz was the first Woman to play for Everton's Men's team. Bouncer was the first Golden Labrador.
- Duncan finally won Jane's heart by balancing a 10 pence piece on his nose, tossing it up in the air and catching it with his bottom.
- Brian's new earring gave him a new lease of life. He even formed a little folk group with his kids.
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