- "Jeremy's jacket was too big, but it meant he could fit lots of layers underneath" Sue pondered before taking the plunge and asking him out.
- Robert's dream was to get his teddy-bear on the property ladder.
- Mum was tired of ferrying the kids about everywhere, so she made them swim.
- Harry's parents filled his stocking with money last Christmas. He gave half to good causes and gave the other half back to Daddy to put towards his education. And he put the other half in a hole in the garden.
- Marion's husband was always balancing cutlery on his head with caring for his elderly Mother.
- Billy's new wife came with loads of dogs that stank the house out.
- Dean's puffer jacket was so big, Lee had to sometimes walk a few steps in front so he could clear the way and warn people.
- "I feel like I'm in the bath" shouted Bill. Everyone sort of nodded, not really knowing what he was going on about and carried on swimming their lengths.
- Adrian retired to bed early that night. His wedding had exhausted him.
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