- Realising that books were for squares, Mr. Jameses gave up his professorship to play in his bath.
- Malcolm went to sleep with his arms and legs outstretched in a star shape facing the ceiling, because Dan told him he would wake up ready to face the the day ahead better. But he always awoke back in the foetal position with a pillow clasped over his head.
- When Neil banged his knee, he put some peas on it, not realising that it only reduces the swelling if they're frozen rather than boiled.
- When Philip bought a new toilet for his room, it was 2 months before he realised it needed to be plumbed in.
- Henry tried hard to maintain his usual sense of optimism as Rachel described to him in detail her weird dream.
- Alistair's first concern was the environment, his second was Leeds Utd getting back into the Premiership, his third, Michelle and forth, Dad's bowl cancer. He also needs to thank Grandma for the cheque.
- Dave used the front part of his head to store practical information, such as how to work his washing machine, catch a bus etc...
- Rob couldn't cope with having so many friends, so over the course of the year he gradually started removing all the interesting or funny bits out of his conversations.
- Feeling down his leg, Rod found his foot.
- Searching for her lip-stick, Jessica found loads of other things, such as a hair-grip, an old copy of the 'Metro' and her bed, and her boyfriend in the bed having sex with Stuart.
- Richard never took the direct route back from Sophie's house, because it involved climbing over trees and walking through other people's houses.
- Plodding along the pavement, Alan noticed a little Blue Tit. So he took it.
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