- When Sophie's hair caught fire, to show how much he cared George immediately set to workdunking paper towels in water and laying them on her head.
- Hearing that Julie had met a man through her computer, Grandma worried that he might not be English, so she wrote a little chart in marker pen spelling out how one spends one's day.
- Mum proposed to Dad on the stairwell and then took some LSD to celebrate.
- Aretha Panic was such a big fan of musicals, she drank a bottle of vodka every night to cope.
- Saying "Good-bye" to the vicar, John felt a lump on one of his testicles. But thought it better not to say anything.
- As they were visiting London today, Mum sensibly handcuffed James to her to make sure no-one nicked him.
- Henry used the condensation on the window to write his novel, but then regretted it.
- Planting himself squarely on the chair, Albert unzipped his flies and opened up his copy of the Daily Mail.
- Tom was close to becoming a full member of Lee's gang. All he had remaining of his initiation was to knock Mrs Harris of her bike.
- Sensitively noticing that Anna was all on her own at Becca's party, Richard charged over and talked about what it would be like to be an alien all night.
- Kate and Paul had a 2 year old man called Joseph and a tiny woman called Pat.
- Mr Geoff won the 'Best behaved adult' award at the church dance and Mrs Geoff came 2nd in the 'Most practical clothes' category.
- Everyone applauded Jenny for managing to run the London Marathon dressed as a big cigarette the day before giving birth to Tom.
- Daniel had a tough job convincing people to put the Berlin Wall back up again, but no-one could refuse that cheeky wink.
- John helped start the craze for shipping by buying all his friends ships.
- Rebecca's face got so animated while telling a story this morning, one of her eye brows ended up in Philip's mouth.
- Martin grinned to himself as he pooed into a bag.
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