- With a mouth full of biscuits, Steven sneezed, showering everyone on the bus and kneeing himself in the face.
- Henry's dog always had the same haircut. A number 4 all over and a number 2 around the bum.
- "So... you're definitely sure you want to spend the rest of your life with me?" checked Emily. "YES, do the math" Brian replied with more force than was intended. He hadn't spoken all day.
- Starting next week, Philip decided he was going to create the most comprehensive collection of bits of dead skin from his feet Britain has ever seen.
- Norman folded out his map and realised he was in front of his television.
- Daniel was so angry when people called football 'soccer', he chucked a tea towel at the fridge.
- For 10 long years Mrs Aeroplane had been coping with the stress of having a husband who plants his brief-case on the kitchen table when he gets home from work.
- When Dan lost all his money down the back of the sofa, he got a part-time job teaching a class of 42 year olds how to talk to women.
- Tom found the book he'd just read so interesting, he cut out all the pages and gave them to Julia to see what she thought.
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