- Arran's big thing was to wet himself in public. Jill also liked to wet herself in public. They met on a 'Wet Yourself' internet forum and are very happy together.
- He was the sort of Man who actually used his t-shirt pocket... and that's an understatement.
- George was putting a donation into the box when his hernia popped out.
- John was snogging Mary when his willy popped out.
- James was very angry all the time. Luckily for Jeniffer, their little boy bore the brunt of it.
- Michael's jacket didn't fit, so he bought a new one he could swim in.
- When asked how she lost the fingers of her right hand, thinking she was being funny, Anne always replied "playing Snap!". Worried that this wasn't funny, she very gradually started telling the truth.
- Simon sprained his ankle chatting up Claire.
- Alister would put toilet-frames up if there was such a thing.
- After finally getting onto Facebook, Terry realised that all his old school friend's ended up being News Readers... except for Gary who is now President of the USA.
- "Don't get sewage on the carpet" was Dad's little catchphrase.
- Simon sprained his ankle chatting up Claire.
- Alister would put toilet-frames up if there was such a thing.
- After finally getting onto Facebook, Terry realised that all his old school friend's ended up being News Readers... except for Gary who is now President of the USA.
- "Don't get sewage on the carpet" was Dad's little catchphrase.
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