- Jonathan's hobby was mending little lead soldiers and then painting them to look like Nigel Mansell. He then carried them around in his pants for a month and repeated the process well into his 40's.
- "I'm like a Bat out of Hell" screamed John Ashdon as he tore around Bristol University with his glasses off.
- Tony covered up his real feelings by immersing himself in a box of trivial pursuit questions.
- James found learning his lines for the school play too easy, so he learnt everyone else's lines as well and made himself a peanut butter sandwich.
- Susan only started seeing Adrian as more than just a friend when she had doubled in weight.
- When ever childhood friends Toby and Sarah got together, without fail they ended up in hysterics. So much so that one evening Toby started frothing at the mouth and broke both his legs jumping out of the window.
- Norman had a big fleshy face and loved to be tickled. Over the years this progressed onto spanking and eventually he was found dead by his neighbours with an oven up his bum.
- Every year Mike covered himself in glory by being the village's only resident to have met someone from a big town. There was a parade through the square every Whitsunday to celebrate.
- Joan and Terry's marriage had been under a bit of a cloud since their only Son decide to marry outside of the faith. Terry tried to spice things up by wearing Joan's sexy underwear, but even this didn't help.
- Whenever Nick forgot how to ride his bicycle, he simply pushed it or left it at home,
- Keith was so envious of his best friends new Volvo that during squash that evening he sub-conciously smashed Brian's face instead of the ball.
- Lloyd's best friend was his Dad's work colleague Dennis. They went stamp-spotting together.
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