Thursday

73 - 83

- Despite making all her clothes look crap, for the sake of practicality Sally replaced all the zips and buttons with Velcro.

- It riled Norman that instead of pouring tea into a cup, his wife always used his sock draw instead. It was the predictability that annoyed him.

- To show everyone who's boss, Mike always sat with his arms outstretched, legs wide apart and his flies undone.

- Jennifer stopped being friends with Derek when he started to hit her. She has the full support Jenny and Linda (Luke and Darren's Mum's).

- Grandma's independent spirit really shone through when she started rapping about knife crime.

- "Why did you buy a Reindeer dear?" quizzed Anne. "I've no idea" answered Frank frankly bashing his forehead with the palm of his hand.

- I turned up to my wedding on the wrong day, but got married anyway.

- Jeff preferred to pay for abortions than use protection.

- Tanya's boyfriend was a defender for Nottingham Forest FC, but as soon as he transferred to Tottenham Hotspur FC he broke his neck and never played again. Her new boyfriend plays for Stoke.

- Claire was lonely, so she had lots of babies.

- Whenever George went out to a disco, he always kept a sausage-roll wrapped in cling-film in his shirt pocket incase he got peckish. He stopped going after awhile because the music gave him a migraine.


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