- Despite making all her clothes look crap, for the sake of practicality Sally replaced all the zips and buttons with Velcro.
- It riled Norman that instead of pouring tea into a cup, his wife always used his sock draw instead. It was the predictability that annoyed him.
- To show everyone who's boss, Mike always sat with his arms outstretched, legs wide apart and his flies undone.
- Jennifer stopped being friends with Derek when he started to hit her. She has the full support Jenny and Linda (Luke and Darren's Mum's).
- Grandma's independent spirit really shone through when she started rapping about knife crime.
- "Why did you buy a Reindeer dear?" quizzed Anne. "I've no idea" answered Frank frankly bashing his forehead with the palm of his hand.
- I turned up to my wedding on the wrong day, but got married anyway.
- Jeff preferred to pay for abortions than use protection.
- Tanya's boyfriend was a defender for Nottingham Forest FC, but as soon as he transferred to Tottenham Hotspur FC he broke his neck and never played again. Her new boyfriend plays for Stoke.
- Claire was lonely, so she had lots of babies.
- Whenever George went out to a disco, he always kept a sausage-roll wrapped in cling-film in his shirt pocket incase he got peckish. He stopped going after awhile because the music gave him a migraine.
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